Warning : not suitable for male species

18 Mar

I did a little observation or research or whatever, hahaha, well, about do-not-do-this-to-guys guide for girls😀 (evil laugh). Not trying to be judgy or expertise in the area, just trying to figure it out. So, feel free to add it😛

1. EX-phobes
No matter how nice or jerky is your ex prince, don’t ever try to think that it would be the way to make your guy feel jealous or cautious, instead he would think that you’re still into your ex. You are with him now, so what’s the point of looking back.

2. Go for a midnight sale? A big NO
Unless he’s a metro-sexual guy. Remember girls, gay friends are our best shopping guides and friends😀

3. Which one is prettier, me or her (pointing to Miranda Kerr)?
Oh gosh, It would be a tough question for him. Girls, sometimes we can really be complicated, if he answer you honestly, you’re gonna slap him. If he lied to you, you’re gonna say that he’s a big fat liar.

4. Me or basketball/football/game, honey?
Trust me, I’ve been on this question and the answer will go straight to their hobbies. He would never choose between both of that, hehe. So don’t waste your time wishing that he’ll move his ass from the field, it’s like trying to move your eyes from the new La Senza lingerie😛

5. Abso-damn-lutely commitment
They wish they can remove this word from their vocabulary. Most of them are scared of the terms of commitment. Because it takes more than just a word, it takes the maturity, responsibility, and security. It’s because he knows, once he decided to say the “I do” words, there’s no coming back. Hey, Cinderella, take it slow, he’ll give the crystal shoe when the time has come.

6. L-O-V-E
I know that Michael Buble says the “love” words often, and it makes us flattered when a guy look deeply into our eyes and says ‘I love you’ like Michael Buble does (sounds corny). Believe me, even Michael Buble won’t do that often with his fiancee. Guys tend to show his love with practical things, because male species are created with their left brain heavier than their right one.

7. Don’t say you are fine if you are NOT!
We are created with the highest pride ever existed on earth (okay, I’m exaggerating it). We love wordplay, hope that he will understand whether we’re upset or madly mad. He won’t. He’s gonna say,”oh really? Okay then.” Ha! We’re gonna even more upset, thinking how rude he is. What’s the point with making it more difficult. Just spill it out.

8. SMILE🙂
Oh well, you like this guy who hang out in the corner of the cafe, just say hi and smile to him. You live once, nothing lose, it’s not like you’re asking him to be the father of your baby, right?😉

I believe there are tons secrets of guys need to be revealed.

Be smart, be wise, be a B.I.T.C.H (Babe In Total Control of Herself)😀

p.s : no offense to you, male species😛

Cheers,
Vness

3 Responses to “Warning : not suitable for male species”

  1. Lita March 18, 2010 at 1:05 am #

    ada banyak pelajaran ya bbrp hari blkgan ini..
    but sometimes we’re more stupid than donkey..

  2. Vanessa March 18, 2010 at 1:07 am #

    hehehe, yea, everyday has its lesson ta😉
    hm, we did mistake, we were once as dumb as donkey, but it doesn’t mean we are going to stay to be donkey, right? We are soooo much better than that😀

  3. Lita March 18, 2010 at 1:27 am #

    yeeeeesss.. love u full..^^

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